In yet another sign that the universe is unfolding as it should, yesterday’s announcement that Valve will now allow modders to sell their creations on Steam has led to an influx of “protest mods” with high prices, low content, and some admittedly amusing descriptions.
Take, for instance, the Extra Apple mod, currently priced at $35. It does exactly what it promises: adds an extra apple to the counter in The Bannered Mare. Or the Rubbish Bucket DLC, which provides a bucket for your rubbish—or at least it will, when it’s done. Currently it’s in Early Access, and instead of a bucket it’s just a pile of wood on the floor. But you can put your rubbish on it! As long as you’ve installed the Rubbish Mod, that is, which will set you back another $3.
And there’s the Literally Nothing mod, which speaks for itself.
To clarify, these mods are not actually available for purchase just yet. As Valve explained yesterday, new paid mods must first be posted without a purchase option, in order to give the community time to examine them and call out any abusive or stolen content. And while some of the mods in the queue appear legit—Light Armor Clothing, for instance—the bulk of them seem intended to make a statement; some, like the Micro Transactions mod, even include a link to the petition calling on Valve to drop paid mods altogether.
A few of these mods are funny, but they also have the potential to gum up the works. Some are obviously not meant to be taken seriously, but with others it’s much harder to tell: The Chicken Companion, as an example, is literally a chicken wearing a Dragonborn helmet. It looks legit (and awesome!), but… well, it’s a chicken in a Dragonborn helmet. You tell me.
The maker of the Rubbish mod said it took him about 30 minutes to learn enough of the Creation Kit to get the job done, then add the items and upload it to Steam. That’s not an especially heavy investment of time, which means that if enough users are sufficiently committed to the cause, they’ll be able to bury the system with crap in relatively short order. Bethesda stated that neither it nor Valve will be curating the mods for sale on the workshop. While they may be relying on the community to flag objectionable mods, in the end, they may have no choice but to step in and police the mods themselves.